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2011-09-07 08:03:35
Not written by connie, of course, but copied from the Internet where it is all over the place.
2011-09-07 07:36:12
Don't forget connie, A rabble of canucks!
2011-09-07 02:55:21
A Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), an Exaltation of doves and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls. Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not……....... A Congress! I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington ;-)
2011-09-07 01:10:29
Why did the chicken cross the muddy road and not come back? She didn't want to be a dirty double-crosser !
2011-09-07 01:05:25
Why did the punk rocker cross the road ? He was safety-pinned to the chicken !
2011-09-07 01:01:27
The real reason the chicken crossed the road was to prove to the armadillo that it could be done.
2011-09-06 19:25:59
I admit that ye have taken the high road and I've taken the low road, but mayhaps I'll be in Scotland afore ye. (Smiles and retreats...)
2011-09-06 19:18:36
You're wrong DUH. Monsieur Marcel Coyote is on a suicide mission, waiting for a truck or car to come along. You see, Mademoiselle Monique Coyote has turned down his proposal to mate. He loves her very much. She is very beautiful with great attributes - she howls at the moon with a very sexy voice - she has very lush silky fur and dainty paws - her eyes are so deep that he can see her soul in it. . And her tail....oh la la, it is a sight to behold ! And she knows how to use it to good effect too, swinging it as she struts around. At sleep, Marcel dreams of the beautiful pups they could make together - with all their mama's wonderful attributes and his willy ways and great hunting skills. But, alas Monique does not love Marcel. It is the cruelty of life for poor Marcel. What is a coyote to do - search for another mate - an inferior one for sure as Monique is incomparable? Non non, Marcel knows what he must do as he waits on this cold and barren stretch of road.
2011-09-06 18:59:38
To get to the other side, the same as the chicken did :D