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Posted By:jchip
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2008-05-17 06:26:55
like drugs Popolov? I do!
2008-05-17 04:56:28
Yes, Fyi2. But its more comm on with the horses, as they eat more green stuff and have larger stomachs. You know how some scientists are often quite stupid...? In the 60's period there was a lot of talk about greenhouse gasses, ozone depletion, etc. And because cows eat grass all day long, they produce a great deal of methane gas. Scientists came up with the brainwave, or was it constipated idea, of fitting specially designed rubber 'methane collectors,' with the tube connector into the poor caws anus, so that they could collect the methane. And a trial program was set in motion! I ask you! Some of them are brain dead.
2008-05-17 04:05:03
never heard of this phenomena popolov! is that why i sometimes come home to find my vegan girlfriend stuck to the ceiling?
2008-05-17 03:48:22
No, no! The eagle hasn't landed! The horse is full of gas from eating too much green stuff for breakfast. So much so, that the methane gas in its stomach was converted to helium and causing it to levitate. Haven't you seen it in the news? A stable of Shire horses in Ireland! The horse breeder looked out of his window one day, only to find that half a dozen of his best stock was rising up in the air. He phoned the emergency services and asked them to phone the Air Ministry to inform them that they were not witnessing UFOs, because they were his Shires. The Air Ministry sent a helicopter to lasso the horses, with instructions to tie a brick to the other end of the rope and let it go. So eventually they gently returned to terra firma.
2008-05-17 03:14:23
the eagle has landed... oh, wait...
2008-05-17 01:37:18
You pipped me. I concede.
2008-05-17 00:42:18
horse ate mexican jumping beans for breakfast
2008-05-17 00:04:26
Help! I can no longer hold him!