Rule 1. Never be the middle guy.

i geddit...it's a MOBILE phone!

First Nokias were HUGE

CALL-bearers...

Pallbearers ;)

They bought it at auction in London and planned to make phone calls in the middle of the North African desert. But then they discovered that there were no cables in the ground to connect it to. So now they are taking it back to London to ask for their money back - because it doesn't work!

Thank god! someone finally managed to capture superman

must be a long distance call

You have it wrong! They just want to make a phone call.

Damn Islamists! They'll steal anything not nailed down! SATIRE people ... SATIRE!!! :)