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Posted By:azaz

Old Comments:

2008-06-13 00:25:32
If only you would spend as much of your time on other pictures that are not "nearly clever enough, artistic enough, or funny enough to have been posted here in the first place." My guess is that people voted for the idea, not the picture as such. What's wrong with that? We'll never know why people vote the way they do. The only voting you can control is your own.
2008-06-13 00:13:49
So, crank the handle so you get to sit on the side all the chewing gum is stuck on. Great.
2008-04-25 11:07:16
Let me reply since I had the first comment on this pic, Shane. I wasn't hating the new and innovative design of the bench, I was surprised that a picture of what I consider to be just another boring advertisement was getting so many positive votes (because we get exposed to enough adverts in the rest of our day; now we should upload and waste bandwidth publishing the commercial ads of "The XYZ Corporation" for free here on pixdaus? believe me, corporations LOVE not paying to have their ads reposted on sites like this!!!). I still think the uploaded image wasn't nearly clever enough, artistic enough, or funny enough to have been posted here in the first place.
2008-04-25 04:12:27
Smart idea, Don't know if you guys realize this, but benches will stay wet for some time even AFTER it rains, and this would help prevent you walking around with a wet butt the rest of the day. Just because you are not smart enough to think of such a invention doesn't mean you have to bash other people. Haters.
2008-04-05 19:58:34
It's for right after a rain storm! Who wants a wet butt?
2008-02-09 20:42:10
What a great idea, you have a homeless person sleeping on the bench, your Armani's are killing you. A quick turn of the handle and you have yourself a seat. You don't even need to take your handkerchief out of your pocket to sit on because the bench is clean. Very smart.
2008-02-07 11:00:19
pretty clever even if its not practical ? in what world do you live; not in mine
2008-02-06 07:12:34
chill out guys, the people who voted probably just thought it was a cool idea...although the pic is not creative or artistic, the invention itself is, in my opinion pretty clever (even if it isn't practical). And I believe cranking the handle really hard refers to: if people are sitting on the bench, crank the handle really hard and they will fall off, thus freeing some seats for you to sit was a friendly joke that in no way referred to masturbation...get your mind out of the gutter and lighten up...if you want 100% beautiful/professional/artistic pics, then go to flickr or something
2008-02-06 01:46:45
I think it's stupid. If the bench is wet, it means it's out in the rain. Now, who the heck wants to sit in the rain?? Yeah, great, my arse remains dry, but everywhere else i'm soaked.
2008-02-05 15:22:18
So, it's the 'cranking the handle really hard' masturbation reference that's gaining this picture the positive vote? Because the ad layout is mediocre, and it would be incredibly American (wasteful, flashy and trashy) to actually own a plastic bench like this, just so you could sit on a dry seat when you're lounging down by your pool...
2008-02-05 14:17:53
you could crank the handle really hard and free up some seats
2008-02-05 11:17:20
WTF? twelve people here have actually given a positive vote to an ad for benches? Can one of you that voted this up please explain why this ad is such an interesting picture, or shows some skillful technique in composition, that it merited your vote? I'm not saying that the picture shouldn't be at Pizdaus, I just want to why those of you that voted for it think it belongs here.