Now that I think about it -that wasn't the Parkay commercial --it was the "I can't believe its not Butter" where the little tub says butter until its threatened then says mantequilla.
Silly silly A Bouts. Well, I've off tomorrow morning for four days to your side of the 49th parallel. So, you and Patito behave while I'm gone....at least try.
Have you really never heard of the expressions "Mother Nature" or "Mother Earth". They are both feminine.
It's man who wrote that prayer...silly A Bouts ;-)