A soldier and a sailor were drinking beer in a bar. They both went to the head to take a leak, and when they were done the soldier stopped at the sink to wash his hands, but the sailor started out the door.
"Hey, sailor," said the soldier. "In the army they teach us to wash our hands after we piss."
"In the navy" the sailor said, "they teach us not to piss on our hands."
Zoomar and Radko are apparently unaware that the term 'eight man' refers to the number of oarsmen. The ninth person is the cockswain, who calls the stroke, and who is frequently a female even in mens' boats.