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Posted By:White Eagle
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2010-11-28 05:45:56
Heehee...my laugh for the day Poppy. As for being 'Sisters', I'm no longer that since I'm way passed that age ;-)
2010-11-28 00:53:02
Dear connie: My insurance company NeverCouldHappen is going to sue you because I peed on my Louis IV antique chair upon reading the Wendi Aarons letter. Please send me your personal details posthaste, including the address where I can send the bill for the damages. Although the bellylaugh was almost worth the monetary loss on the priceless antique, you have to realize that you cannot go around making light of women’s menstrual problems… or perhaps the male species of Homo sapiens would agree with you, being the non-productive human creatures … and thus can be forgiven a lot – maybe. The much-publicised absorbance of Flex-wings did not help in my case. Perhaps I can collect a sizable sum from Proctor and Gamble so I can retire to the South of France. Should that be the case, I will knock off a big percentage from the bottom line of my demands from you. Sisters in monthly pain, greetings, poppy
2010-11-27 12:57:31
Heehee... This letter has been making the rounds via e-mail. I got it from someone in Ontario and someone else in Seattle Washington. When I first read it, I laughed so hard that my ribs hurt. I hope it doesn't offend anyone.
2010-11-27 12:49:08
Spoken like a True Texan ! We're proud of you, Wendi ! A little scared of you too, maybe, but proud !
2010-11-27 11:31:38
ITHINK IT'S TIME FOR A BIT OF LEVITY...mind you this whole page is funny ;-) This is an "actual letter" from an Austin, Texas woman (yup, a Texan like Patito) sent to Proctor and Gamble regarding one of their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. This was PC Magazine's 2009 Editors' Choice award-winner for the best letter sent via e-mail. Dear Mr. Thatcher; I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn’t the human body amazing? As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customer’s monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants....which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.' Are you f------ kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness, is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory. For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer’ or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong'. Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullsh!t. And that's a promise I will keep. Always… Wendi Aarons Austin, Texas
2010-11-27 11:25:42
Really..claiming a pic like this as your own is like dating the town whore and thinking she's a virgin !
2010-11-27 11:18:42
Heh Heh...and you notice just writing the word makes his tongue stick out :)
2010-11-27 10:43:41
You saw his dick???
2010-11-27 10:33:13
White Eagles Aurora pic?! He was the sixth one to post it and its not his pic AND this one has also been posted a few times before also...boorish ass
2010-11-27 00:30:44
It's even better than a the size of a pea like your brain and your dick! :-P
2010-11-27 00:11:54
The only thing Grand about you, Schnitzel Breath, is your ego... ...and probably the size of your butt....:)
2010-11-26 23:54:25
A wonder! You did not delete this picture like you did with White Eagles "Aurora" picture!! I know who you are Patito! EVERYONE knows your aliases (your troll names and "normal" ones) And you are Mister +20 and -4 votes. You are a moron who need attention cos your real life is empty and boring. And you are the only one who believes in his own stories!! :-)
2010-11-26 22:59:50
You have no idea who I am, or how many pics I post on a daily basis, or under what names I post them. You may have guessed a few of them, and subsequently voted those pics down , but there's no way for you to really know, and I plan to keep it that way. But....I am waaaaay out ahead of you, Schnitzel Breath... : )
2010-11-26 22:48:00
What's your contribution to Pixdaus, Patito? Apple Pie pics, Tea pics, Thanksgiving pics, your Speech bubble pics, offending comments, deleting of pictures, troill names, etc. etc. You are annoying!
2010-11-26 22:12:43
Yes, I know, so don't even bother to tell me that this photo has been posted on the internet over 50 times already and is on every wallpaper and cute kitty site on the web and that it's been posted here on Pixdaus a half-dozen times at least....because I don't care ! If the rest of you schmucks want to spend your time searching the web for fresh, new and different pics to post, that's your business. But it's a lot quicker and easier just to go to the archives here, find a pic that was popular, and repost it as my own ! That's how I do business !