Oh be still my heart. Crocodile lover your prose entrances me to enter a dreamland from this mundane life. I have a car faster than Tracy Chapman's. Perhaps we go travel together to a party from an old flame of mine near the water????
Crocodile lovers shed crocodile tears
Much more awful than your very worst fears
They tickle your nose when you wiggle your ears
I think we could all use a few more beers
Oh, you know it sounds logical, but then the wind blows and all the legs fall off the train and the big buttons glow a bright cherry red, then you just KNOW in your heart there's going to be a crocodile lover in the elevator.
Only one dollar? I would bid at least two denarius for this treasure. Then I would invite my W.O.B. over for some breakfast cooked by my sister and we would spend all day painting biblical scenes.