My laugh for the day. Thanks poppy.

The Brits say 'the tube'.

Love the joke. BTW lol

Nah, just did a quick copy & paste. Otherwise I would say subway. :)

Jacksparrow, you must be a Brit because you wrote 'underground' in the tags instead of subway. Reminds me of a true story: A Brit in New York asked a pedestrian on a street: What is the quickest way to get to the underground? After a moment's silence the pedestrian answered: Drop dead!

Yep. ;)

Love it! you and me are shopping at the same store! : )