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Posted By:eibar
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2008-08-26 02:32:27
Olaf peered out his window, drinking a touch of vodka too early in the bright winter night. He knew something was amiss with that damn iceberg which was the only one that hadn't melted in a few days. He suspected the loose polar bear of recent days might have been an orchestrated distraction, but he didn't know by whom, and he poured another small shot.
2008-08-24 22:55:10
Cap'n Buck Jackson lowered the periscope, grinned, and gave a thumbs up sign. "dumb bastard's don't suspect nothin, so far," he chuckled. "Here we are, the first goddang stealth oil exploration ship Brown and Root ever built,'bout ready to start drillin', and them simple fucks don't have a clue." Sam Travis, the Chief Geologist, smiled in agreement."Yeah, purty amazin'..have to admit, when I first heard 'em talkin' about disguisin' an off-shore oil rig as a fuckin' iceberg I like to have shit myself laughin'..but it's shore as hell workin' so far."
2008-08-24 17:07:53
Things were not normal at the Jorgensson house when young Erik came to visit suddenly. When he asked about the looming iceberg out the window, there was a hushed silence. Much had sufficed, he surmised, since 2 weeks ago. As talk about the weather and the village went on, his mind kept wandering back to the damn iceberg, indeed, so big, why wouldn't the damn thing melt?
2008-08-24 16:59:20
Keersloooosh! LOL
2008-08-24 11:00:13
hhh nice,blue vodka yeh
2008-08-24 10:31:57
Where is my glass of Vodka?
2008-08-24 05:25:53
Hedda hurried Jan out the door, then prettied herself up, put on fresh lipstick, and sprayed perfume on her bosom. Soon she heard the heavy tred of Olaf's boots coming up the steps. She started across the room to greet him but became so excited that her trembling hand jammed the throtttle on her motorized wheelchair into road gear... Zzzziiiip ! Wham ! Crash ! Zooom ! The chair shot across the room, burst through the door, knocked Olaf flat on his back, ran over him, and went careening wildly down the hill toward the bay with Hedda shrieking at the top of her lungs ! Everyone in the village ran outside to behold the spectacle of Hedda's chair madly bouncing and leaping, headed straight for the icey water, with old Olaf limping along behind her in pursuit as fast as he could, shouting for her to "poot de goddam ting in reverse, you crazy ol' voman !" But the chair bounded straight through Mrs. Jorgenson's chicken yard, sending a cloud of feathers flying, then under the cod drying racks, and finally, with a great arcing leap , it sailed off the stone wall at the edge of the harbor as Hedda, now draped and festooned with several large dried, salted cod, cried out "OOOOllllaaaafffffff....!!!!!" before hitting the water with a great KerSPLOOOOOOOSH !!!!
2008-08-23 20:43:43
thanks poppy
2008-08-23 17:39:25
This is a very striking picture! Thanks, Eibar!
2008-08-23 12:29:54
Wow! This does not look real at all! Awesome!