His bride's wedding dress was not finshed and he needed to get a sewing machine for her .With no monmey he robbed a security van carrying Roubles and when the police found out they let him go on account of his marriage

All right, that’s it. Never thought it would be SO easy. Ha. And now why ? I can only guess. And then yes, I remember: there was ONE CASE I voted down, strongly. Quite rightly but I admit that my judgment was a bit too severe. After all, no one is faultless. That’s no tragedy. IT’S ONLY A PICTURE. Or better said: I thought it was only a picture… In that picture, that in fact was posted by ?????, the showed woman was all right but the way the photo was taken was worth nil ! It’s not the first time that wars start for reason of women. So far I can still understand it. BUT IT ISN’T A WOMEN, IT’S A PICTURE OF A WOMEN ! If you can tell me now what was so fascinating in that pic, I am still at your service. It’s enough to give me your e-mail address, so we can talk it over. There is nothing to lose by. In the different case – if it has nothing to do with that picture of a woman, then again I can only guess. But then I don’t mind. PIXDAUS GOD GAVE US PICS ! A NEW RELIGION IS BORN. AND A NEW WAR. GOD SAVE US. This is still a GENEROUS answer to your provocations. The door is still open. Be sure, I am NEVER lost for words. But, I’m not showing my aces too quickly. Therefor I like too much some plays. Now the ball is in your camp. Let’s see what you are doing with. And it’s not necessary to hurry up. Take your time. I’m abroad for some days. Kind regards

seriously, my downvoting fan, this is not a pipe. vote me down another -45, silly silly. you are amusing me so much more every time!

And that explains why the accident happened at that spot ! I also learned that the principal dish at the wedding-feast was goat’s flesh.

Easy, they are feeding the goats before winter sets in and needed to fix the gate.

I have already noticed that you are not everybody. And that makes things better. I can only appreciate it. Kind regards

This is not a pipe.

I believe that person in suit is just a stranger who wnated to do a picture and subscribe it as "unexplainable". You may see in the background a truck of UPS and UPS-curier who's talking with police man about the "accident". You fail.