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2011-03-23 21:13:37
My mother was not so smart, but however formidable
2011-03-23 08:40:04
An Italian mama, Mrs. Ravioli, comes to visit her son Guido for dinner. He lives with a female roommate named Maria. His mother noticed that his roommate was very pretty. And suspected there may be a romantic relationship between them. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two of them interact she felt sure her suspicions might be right. Her son reading his mama's thoughts, said, "Mama, I assure you we are nothing more than roommates." About a week later Maria came to Guido and said, "Since your mom was here, I can't find the silver sugar bowl. You don't supposed she took it, do you?" " I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to make sure." He wrote: Dear Mama, "I'm not saying that you did take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you did not take it. But since you were here it has been missing. Love Guido." Mama replied a few days later: "Dear son, I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Maria. But the fact remains if she was sleeping in her own bed she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Love, Mama" MORAL: Never lie to your mama - especially if she is Italian.