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2009-02-10 11:22:09
I'm still trying to figure out how the kangroos got to the ark or the turtles from the galapagos islands or the earthworms from my backyard or on and on
2008-11-21 11:40:26
"god" created earth in 7 days man then blah then blah but bone of those blahs where dinosaurs shit you turds believe in the bible and its says their wasn't any dinos
2008-09-17 04:54:28
...as long as you remain a child, you are constantly learning new things. As soon as you acknowledge being old, you become stagnant and might as well be dead. I know some 35-year-olds that are OLD! BE CHILDISH! You'll live longer and have more FUN doing so!!
2008-09-17 04:24:51
It never ceases to amaze me how childish literate adults can be...
2008-08-25 10:57:00
Nice one!
2008-08-25 10:15:34
Hey, J.S..ever hear about the time Jesus and Moses decided to play golf? Moses teed off, ball flew down the fairway, bounced up on the green, rolled over and dropped in the cup. A Hole in One ! Moses jumped around and and grinned at Jesus. Then Jesus teed off...ball sliced way off and dropped in the rough...but then a rabbit came runnin' out of the rough with the ball in its mouth..then an eagle swooped down and grabbed the rabbit and carried it up into the sky and over the green, and then out of the clear blue sky a bolt oflightening hit the eagle, which dropped the rabbit, which dropped the ball, which landed on the green and rolled into the cup. Jesus turned to Moses and grinned. Moses said, "Okay, man..you gonna fuck around or you want to play golf ?"
2008-08-25 09:49:15
I don't care what you call your imaginary friends, 44, I see no proof that either of the two you named had anything at all to do with evolution....
2008-08-25 05:34:14
evolution: satan's plan to deny god
2008-08-21 20:42:28
i do believe that creationists are stupid or just bored, but i gave You positive vote, just for better mood :D
2008-08-09 09:59:18
Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig. ~ Dave Lepard
2008-08-09 09:55:17
Yeah, it's just a funny joke. Right. The message is that the media is full of leftist apologists, and that they will always twist the actions of God-fearing, brave, Americans to make their selfless acts seem wrong. It is meant to discredit "left wing media" who are just now after 5 years of cheerleading, spreading the lies that our brave patriot, Dubya lied about WMDs and Al Qaeda, and that the US tortures people and . . . and . . . And Moose, I don't believe for a second that you don't understand that, or that you posted the "joke" for any reason other than to "catapult the propaganda."
2008-08-09 09:38:19
Yeah, I just knew that the guy who writes those comments full of hatred for women and foreigners had to be a creationist!
2008-06-19 08:47:29
I regret the waste of energy that was required to realign the molecules of my screen in order to display the above rubbish. Tip of the day: Educate yourselves before displaying your total ignorance on a subject to everyone.
2008-04-24 07:42:21
Robert Heinlein
2008-04-24 06:52:57
I recognise the quote, but I don't remember the author.
2008-04-23 07:53:29
And they call it a museum! Lol!! The explanation is priceless.
2008-04-22 09:14:55
Even the main creationist website Answers in Genesis is saying not to use the moon-dust argument anymore, since it's just too ridiculous. You're hurting your own side with such stupidity.
2008-04-17 01:08:14
"It may be that today gold has become the exclusive ruler of life, but the time will come when man will again bow down before a higher god." ~ Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf............. "Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear." ~ Thomas Jefferson................."The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." ~ Benjamin Franklin........... "So far as religion of the day is concerned, it is a damned fake... Religion is all bunk." ~ Thomas Edison.........."Some people just can't understand that they can't understand what they can't understand." ~ Brandon Miller.......... The cosmos is a gigantic fly-wheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride. ~ H. L. Mencken
2008-04-17 01:06:13
"Jewish authors would never have invented either that style nor that morality; and the Gospel has marks of truth so great, so striking, so utterly inimitable, that the invention of it would be more astonishing than the hero... Shall we suppose that the evangelical history is a mere fiction? Indeed it bears no marks of fiction; on the contrary, the history of Socrates, which no one presumes to doubt, is not so well attested to as that of Jesus Christ." -- Jean Jacques Rousseau, one of the greatest intellects of France and skeptic of Christianity, 1712 - 1778
2008-04-06 18:44:44
bob1, the headline IS funny and that was my intent to share a "joke" with y'all and I should have used the Sacramento Bee as the newspaper. To- Just Saying, Thanks you saw the joke for what it was. I'd better quit before I step on some other shoes, one last thing I have for many years believed that SIN was /is Self Inflected Nonsense.
2008-04-06 12:31:47
If you masturbation is evil then you might be a creationist... I know, I know *goes to corner in shame* I can't help it....I'm umm....*looks around*...I'm female!
2008-04-06 12:23:17
The headline IS funny, but my joke-detector has been completely obliterated when it comes to issues like these. A LOT of people out there are dead serious about stuff like that, so you never really know. I'm still not sure whether moose was serious or not... it would not surprise me one bit if he actually believed that was true and meant anything.
2008-04-06 12:21:15
I do push buttons. I stumbled across these threads and I wanted to point out one thing: "Too bad I didnt meet you before I met Jesus who is my God." miky I want to say that Jesus was the 'son' of God not God himself. That's part of the problem with some of you people you don't even 'worship' the right God. Jesus wasn't 'God' he was a messenger/savior. If you ask me he was like the sales manager of religion. I'm not going to say it's wrong to believe in what you want to believe in because that isn't American. Everyone has their rights we just all don't have to agree. I believe in something similar to the idea of evolution, I haven't checked up on how they define that now, but I am allowed to believe in it and you can say I or anyone else is wrong all you want but I will believe it. I don't go shoving my believes down your throat but I hate the idea of submitting myself to a man who lived a few thousand years ago. I mean there were Gods and Goddesses before him that more people believed in and that seemed to work just as well. Anyway I'm rambling this could go on for years and years and frankly I don't want to live my life sitting at a computer fight about everyones ideas. Don't kill each other over our ideas and believes that just defies everything. Thanks for reading.
2008-04-06 11:51:56
bob1, take another look at the headline in moose' post. "RIGHT WING FUNDAMENTALIST ASSAULTS AFRICAN AMERICAN IMMIGRANT, STEALS LUNCH!!!" That's a joke, man. It was actually pretty funny, I would have used the 'New York Post,' instead of the 'Times, though. Goes to show we can ALL leap to an erroneous conclusion now and then. ;D
2008-04-06 11:38:25
Blasphemer!!! Evil!! Recant or be cast into the very pit of Hell!!! Some good Christian must know the identity of the sinner "mlky!" We must find the heretical sinner responsible for this, and send the Inquisition to correct and punish this transgression of the Word of God!!! God is not "bob1," God is "The One True God," and posts here regularly. "mlky" must recant or suffer ex-communication from the worshipful and true body of the Holy Church of Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen (/sarcasm)
2008-04-06 08:29:07
Oh wow. A completely fabricated piece of fantasy. How compelling. Heck, even if it were true it would mean absolutely nothing. (talking about the journalist) Some people are stupid- wow, big news. The inquisition, the crusades, witch hunts, slavery, mysogyny, homophobia... christianity has been one of the main (if not the only one) causes of all of them. (talking about the man) Most people are christians, and most people are stupid- Wow, big news. (talking about the act) Some people do brave things and survive intact, while a lot do brave things and don't. For example, god didn't protect all the firefighters and other people who tried to help out victimgs of 9-11, now did he? There's also a funny story about some girl throwing rocks at this guy's bike, so he goes up to the girl all pissed off and the girl "put her hands on her hips, and stood there and said "The lord will protect me""... then he says "well.... he didn't"
2008-04-06 06:41:28
Had to share this with you- A man is walking by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by her jacket and tries to pull her inside to devour her right in front the little girl's screaming parents. A man runs to the cage, hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the man brings her to back to the terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter watching, said, "Sir, this was the bravest thing I have ever seen." "Why, it was nothing," said the man, "really, the lion was behind bars, and I knew God would protect me just as He did Daniel in the lions den long, long ago. I just saw this little kid in danger, and just did the right thing." "I noticed a Bible in your pocket." said the journalist. "Yes, I'm a Christian and was on my way to a Bible study" the man replies. "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page." The following morning the man buys the NEW YORK TIMES to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page.. 'Right Wing Christian Fundamentalist Assaults African Immigrant / Steals lunch.'
2008-04-06 06:13:54
And one last time -- perhaps the one that is the only Truth on this page Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other sins are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is not sinful--just stupid.) [Robert Heinlein]
2008-04-06 06:13:10
And one last time -- perhaps the one that is the only Truth on this page Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other sins are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is not sinful--just stupid.) [Robert Heinlein]
2008-04-06 06:01:12
If you can believe this--- ‘Gravity: Doesn’t exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that’s just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it’s not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn’t the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is.’----- Than you can believe that Fred, Wilma and Deno spent time on the ark
2008-04-06 05:59:43
If you can believe this--- ‘Gravity: Doesn’t exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that’s just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it’s not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn’t the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is.’----- Than you can believe that Fred, Wilma and Deno spent time on the ark
2008-04-06 05:30:43
History does not record anywhere a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help. -Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love Robert A.Heinlein
2008-04-05 20:58:57
Creationists of all over the world: Remember the Middle Ages, when the Church burned people who said (against the Bible) that Earth was not plain and not in the middle of the Universe? Remember that? Well, the rest can you discover by yoursleves. Have fun!
2008-04-05 20:15:46
WTF This explains why american children are so lerd.
2008-04-05 15:16:07
amen to that, gater. the world would be such a better place once mankind puts the fantasy of religion behind, just like witches and bigfoot... oh wait, bigfoot exists.
2008-04-05 12:13:38
Fundamentalist christians like to dive deep into the shallow end of the gene pool...
2008-04-05 08:07:42
The most preposterous notion that H.sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation,Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers,and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history.
2008-04-05 07:46:46
Ha ha ha... I'd never heard of that saying. That's pretty good :)
2008-04-05 06:40:45
WTF!!! the tallest dinosaur 28m titanic 30 the largest dinosaur 29m titanic 280m a pair of 20 dinosaur that size more than 20 m=400m noe did with his own hands a ship biggest than titanic!! is amazing ironic
2008-04-05 06:16:08
Creationism is heretic. Do you really believe in a "god" who can make such a shitty work? If i believed, i'd commit suicide...maybe you should do it. Greetz ;)
2008-04-05 05:27:37
Bob1 I agree with you, however what we have seen proves there "ain't no lifeguards at the genepool" ----:)
2008-04-05 05:20:25
Bob1 I agree with you, however what we have seen proves there "ain't no lifeguards at the genepool" ----:)
2008-04-05 05:20:25
Bob1 I agree with you, however what we have seen proves there "ain't no lifeguards at the genepool" ----:)
2008-04-05 05:12:03
maybe you just did not listen?
2008-04-05 05:11:40
maybe you just did not listen?
2008-04-05 05:10:38
My "bla bla bla"? Ha ha ha... Are you still in kindergarten or something? Look, a woof woof over there! Anyway, you not answering my challenge makes you look stupid AND scared. If you're so sure I couldn't shred them to pieces, why don't you make your arguments? The fact that you choose to simply go on rambling and making ad hominems shows you have nothing worth saying.
2008-04-05 05:03:18
Your bla bla bla make me sick. Believe in whatever you want, that`s your choice. When you say "I'm sure I can shred them to pieces" it makes you stupid, because no one else has done it before and you will not either. End of conversation. Enjoy your stupidity ;-)))
2008-04-05 04:58:45
wonder who had to feed the T-Rex family
2008-04-05 04:49:33
Yawn. Oh yeah. I'm god. *rolls eyes* Again, you show your complete lack of critical thinking abilities. I know the world is (relatively) spherical, and if you think that having a strong position about it means that I am saying in any way shape or form that I know everything and I'm god then you're just plain stupid. Please do me a favor and look up "Straw man", "red herring", and "non-sequitur". Your posts are full of them.
2008-04-05 04:42:44
Hey Bob1 if you know everything, then you are God and I should believe in you! LOL :-))) Too bad I didnt meet you before I met Jesus who is my God. :-))) Now if you think God is not real, try to make my kids belive I`m not real either :-)))
2008-04-05 04:37:56
Yeah. Say evolution is stupid enough times, and maybe it will magically become true. Of course it's not going to impress me, because the arguments against evolution/for creationism are PATHETIC. They don't impress ANYONE who seriously looks at them. Tell me, how do you know god personally? does he come at night and whisper things at you? "milky, evolution is all wrong. You're so smart"?? Ha.
2008-04-05 03:23:33
I dont accept evolution because its stupid!!! If you keep belivin in it, I`m sorry to say but you are stupid too! Dont even want to explain, its not gonna impress you anyway. I believe in creationism because I belive in God and not just because somebody told me a story about him, I know him personally! Ok? Now I`m waiting for negative votes and even more stupid comments from evolution believrs. :-)))
2008-04-04 23:25:12
Tell me, why do you not accept evolution? What evidence do you have against it, and what evidence do you have for creationism? Because your mommy told you evolution is stupid? or because your pastor told you creationism is the only way, and you follow him blindly like the sheep you are? Or do you just follow the bible BLINDLY? If there is anyone blind or stupid here, it's not us. It's you. Go ahead, lay out your arguments. I'm sure I can shred them to pieces with (ha ha) my eyes closed.
2008-04-04 23:11:11
Why so many stupid believers in evolution??? People dont be stupid!!! Open you BLIND eyes!!! Oh well, even if you open them, you still blind, won`t see anyway, so sad! (((((
2008-03-29 00:34:16
Can't argue with the truth.
2008-03-28 18:06:57
Creationists, aren't they fun, just because they cant prove it, they create 'truths' "A BIG MAN DID IT AND RAN AWAY" lol.
2008-03-28 15:20:32
No wonder we're in the shape we're in.
2008-03-28 14:53:49
Hey, sticking dinosaurs on boats is one of the more plausiblle ideas of the whole shebang.
2008-03-28 10:22:41
Oh man. You really make my job WAY too easy. "My DESCENDANTS were not from apes"??!!! Ha ha ha ha!!!! Oh man that's just... awesome. Anyway... I assume you meant to say your ancestors were not apes. Well, unless your ancestors were not human, they WERE apes. Humans are apes, and even taxonomists before Darwin knew that. As for the moon... that's bullshit. The estimates for the accumulation of dust on the moon are EXTREMELY outdated and are just plain wrong, not to mention the fact that the moon used to have volcanic activity- hence the mares.
2008-03-28 09:32:45
My descendants were not from apes and I am glad about that. BTW the thin coating of cosmic dust on the moon's surface indicates the moon's age of about 12,000 years.
2008-03-28 07:27:11
This is awsome! I hope to visit the museum soon! Although I realize that evidence and proof is only useful to someone willing to consider it. I am willing to hear it!
2008-03-28 04:09:52
It's a shame. Really. Fucking stupid creationists
2008-03-28 00:07:54
the dinosaurs weren't in the ark, thats how they became extinct...
2008-03-27 23:22:26
Ha ha ha. To use the immortal phrase by Judge Jones, this is "breathtaking inanity"
2008-03-27 23:16:38
It's the truth. Live it. Learn it. BOO-YEAH!!!